Funny Stuff !

Heiya all

Here are some interesting stuff … (at least for me :p )

These are few of the things which I wrote in my skool days!

Check them out and comment !

Well i dunno but i some how unearthed them all from somewhere to share wid you all !

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Life mein wife

Asi mere l ife ho jesme ek wife ho...
Asi mere life ho,

Jisme ek wife ho,

Dekhne mein jo bright ho,

Sade panch vuski height ho.

Jo karte bhi fight ho,

Aur kabhi kabhi ignite ho,

Sas ki seva jiski khushi ho,

Asi mere wife ho.

Bacho ke sath kid ho,

Sab kam mein hit ho,

Mere liye woh fit ho.

Asi mere life ho,

Jisme ek wife ho.....

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This is a letter for those who have problems in expressing their Love !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dearest,

You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and also my AIWA (pure passion). I am always BPL (believe in best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are my McDowells (mera no.1) and one of the most beautiful in the world.

Day and night give me a smile for you are DOMINOS PIZZA (delivering a million smiles per day) and to me this is like you to be my life partner. You worry about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJA CALIBER (the unshakable) but think of my father who is CEAT (born tough). Whatever said and done I am FORD IKON (the josh machine) and the rest of my families are KELVINATOR (the coolest one). If they say no shall elope and marry and PHILIPS (lets make things better) and they will feel MIRINDA (jor ka jhataka dheere se laga) and we COCA-COLA (jo chaho hojaye coca-cola enjoy) catch you latter kyuki PEPSI (yeh dil mange more) bye………..

With love,

(Digitally yours)

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THIS IS BEST ONE AS PER ME ( Coz i done lot of work over this ! :p )

Kasuti zindagi ki

(Filmy style mein)

Rahul ko.... ek ladki ko dekha to esa laga!

Sapney....mein

Kya dil ne kaha?

.....kuch kuch hota hai!

....rat ko neand na aye ke tere pal pal yaad sataye....

Rahul: Soch...

.....Esa kyu hota hai...

Esliye jayake......

Rahul: Mujse dosti karoge...

Tina: Yes boss!

.....hum sath sath hai........

......chalti kya khandala....

Uhi...

Chalte chalte!

Rehna he tere dil mein!

.........

Rahul: Ishq!

Tina: Soch!

Kuch din bad........

Tina: Tum bin!

....kaho na pyar hai......

.... Kuch din pyar phir Rahul sochta hai......

Ek rishta!

......isliye Tina ke liye gathe hai...

Rahul: ...Mujse shadi karoge......

Tina: Ghar ek mandir!

Tina: Darr!

Rahul: Darna mana hai!

Rahul: Kosish ek asha!

Tina: .....eh ho nahi sakta.....

Dono soch te hai...

Rahul: Daud!

Tina: .......chalo chale mitwa...

Gathe gathe mandir tak pohancte hai.........

Dost: ........mere yaar ki shadi hai........

.....shadi hogaye sukhi sukhi.......

....gathe he......Hum tumare hai tumare sanam......

Kuch saal bad...

Kya????

Kahani mein TWIST....

Naye padosan!

.....naye padosan se dosti aur phir shaadi......

Aur Rahul... Garwali Baharwali!

...Kabhi sotan kabhi saheli......

Phir........

Rahul: Hum apke hai kaun!

Tina: Kya ahi pyar hai!

Tina sochti hai Kyu hota he pyar!

Ahe to he Kahani ghar ghar ke................

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